So. . .normally when I buy Hidden Valley lowfat ranch, I get a bottle that has an ingenious little device on it that keeps the dressing from flooding my salad. It’s a little disc at the tip of the bottle with a hole in it. I think you know what I am talking about. It allows just the right amount of delicious dressing to drizzle out.
But every now and then, I will unknowingly purchase a bottle that does NOT have this device on it. Imagine my shock when I tip the bottle with the intention of drizzling some ranch on my food and it barfs out an obscene amount of dressing. It infuriates me. And even if I am aware that I have a barfer on my hands, there doesn’t seem to be any easy way to drizzle the dressing. I always get one huge glob that will cling to whatever it lands on, no matter how much I try to mix it up. So then I get a bite with WAY too much ranch on it. Infuriation returns.
WTF am I missing here? I see no discernible difference between the bottle with the spout and the barfing bottle. If anyone out there holds the answer to this mystery, I would be very grateful if you would share. TIA!