As submitted by Meghan & Andy.
Meghan (to 5 year-old niece): I heard you have a boyfriend.
Niece: Yeah. His name is Josh.
Meghan: Is he cute?
Niece: Yeah. I kiss him because he kisses me.
Meghan: He kisses you?
Niece: Yeah, on the lips.
Meghan: *chokes on beer*
Andy: Meghan, it’s your commercial.
Meghan: Sven! I wish I had a Sven. My very own, tall, goofy guy in a sweater.
Meghan: Oh, wait. . .
Andy: This [almond pound cake] is good.
Meghan: Hell yeah it is. Toot, toot! That’s my horn.
Andy: You know who would be fun down here [in Flordia]?
Andy: Do you know who would be fun down here?
Meghan: Oh. *Pauses to look at all of the old people on the beach*
Oh God. I think I just got a glimpse at our future.
AP & MP