You know you have conversations JUST LIKE THIS at work. . .
Meghan: New guy has weird nasal issues and (name withheld)’s unnecessarily long phone conversations make me crazy!
Meghan: I NEED A CEILING!
Peter: What, is he a loogie swallower?
Meghan: Wierd, short sniffles.
Peter: Like he has a flaky booger on the outer rim of his left nostril and he uses short, staccato sniffle bursts in an effort to dislodge and suck it back into booger circulation?
Peter: I’m sorry, but that was some of my best writing EVER!
Peter: I’m still fuckin laughing over here
Peter: “booger circulation”
Meghan: That was good.
Peter: I know it’s not cool to laugh at your own jokes, but damn girl, I am ON today!!!!